These Simple Truths

godisnotonflatbread:

soft satan

sad satan

little ball of rage

sassy satan

sammy satan

why did you kill gabe

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• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

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cottognapple:

songofthestarwhale:

timeywimeywinchester:

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

at least enough to water a Rose

idk i love that there’s an avps gif in there.

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agentbartowski:

Fun fact: When my mom was in High School she would always complain about the fact that she could never get a parking spot every morning. So my dad, who went to the brother school 15 minutes away from the all-girl’s school she went to, made this sign and put on what he claimed were “thug clothes” (a leather jacket, dark pants, sunglasses) and would wake up an hour early to stand next to this sign every morning and glare at anyone who dared even think about parking in her spot. He was 10 minutes late to school almost everyday. But he claims it all went along with the labor of love.

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daangmel:

People are so freaking inconsiderate. 

You can’t just break up with people and keep changing your mind and leading them on.

If you love someone, freaking stay with them and stop being a little bitch and make it work.

If you don’t love them as much as you think you do and you’re lonely, don’t drag them down with you and let their feelings get hurt too.

I’m so sick of seeing my friends hurting and getting their hearts broken over and over again.

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thatfunnyblog:

this should’ve been the movie poster

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brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

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magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

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